i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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