I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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