your parents love me but you hate me
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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