i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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