um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
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I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
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