Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I love having hate sex.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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