Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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