i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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