Is it normal to miss your booty call?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
