I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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