he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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