Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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