Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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