found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
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