I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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