idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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