Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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