it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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