I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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