Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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