Your mouth is God's brothel.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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