Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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