We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
His nipple licking is glorious
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