How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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