That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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