Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
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I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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