i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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