I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
My balls are so social today.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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