I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
All I want is dick and wine.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
