He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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