Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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