I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Randomize
