"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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