drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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