BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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