He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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