I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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