He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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