Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
being pregnant is like rehab
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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