you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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