There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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