Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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