I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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