I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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