haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
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He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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