What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
The adults are the big ones right?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
