You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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