problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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