what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
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French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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