i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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