Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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