Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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