Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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