He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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