Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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